Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
I was commissioned to illustrate 'What's my pee telling me?', a book about wee, poo and farts
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Vitamin water
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Bubble bath
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The flame thrower
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Why can't men pee straight?
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The drip
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The life raft
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Getting the job done
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Poo-nami
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Pungent pee
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Itchy poo
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The hue of poo
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The explosion
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Frequent farter
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Silent but deadly
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Mile high club
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The post-mortem farts
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
It takes seven years to digest chewing gum
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Is it possible to light farts on fire?
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Drinking urine is good for your health
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Peeing on a jellyfish sting will relieve the pain
 
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Fart proudly
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Crop dusting
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Sitting on the toilet for too long causes hemorrhiods
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Dutch oven
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Never-ending wipe poo
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Stage fright
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Pee-phoria
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Performance-enhancing pee
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
The gas we pass
 
Matt Johnstone | What's my pee telling me?
What's my pee telling me?
Asparagus